Khalil Fong was on CIRCUS狗仔隊 !( circus paparazzi )
He's so cute lahhhhhhhhhh .
Crazy over him .




Circus were like 4 retarded dummies .
I think they failed to really meet their main point .
Well ,
Watch these videos from youtube !
I uploaded them for YOU in my blog okay .
Hahahaha , Khalil fong is so so so hot :D

Who is khalil fong ?
He's my lover !
Lol !

Kay lah , crack that joke .



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Okay , Laugh enough of entertainment .
Back to my dairy .
Yesterday was real weird I can say .
Super funny .



#1 The Bank .
Yesterday mommy called me urgently in the afternoon to ask me to withdraw money out for her.
Was super troublesome , but no choice because the money is in my account not hers .
And my account only accept my thumb print . So I have to go down personally .
-.-
While queuing The was this auntie that talks super loud at the counter .
Heres the funny conversation they had . ( not that I kay po uh , her voice too loud already ! )



Auntie : Harlo ! I want to change my card password ah . how to change ah , i forgot !
Counter : Oh , blah blah blah ( too soft , can't hear )
Auntie : HUH ? WHAT YOU TOKING AH , I CANNOT HEAR ..
Counter : Never mind , What's your occupation ? ( filling a form for her )
Auntie : Oh , I do aeroplane one .
Counter : huh ? Aeroplane ? You're a technician uh ?
Auntie : What ?? no lah no lah , I work in changi .
Counter : orh , Where , What's your occupation again ?
Auntie : I do aeroplane one lor ! Tell you liao don't understand meh !!
Counter : Nono , You have to tell me what's your profession ?
Auntie : what shen shen lah , I am not shen , I'm a cleaner !
Counter : oh , You're a cleaner ..
Auntie : yah yah , cleaner . Clean airport one .
Counter : *laughs* nothing to do with aeroplane what .. ( everyone laughed ! )

- few seconds while the fill in her particulars -


Counter : Okay done , Now you can just insert the 6 number password you want for your card .
Auntie : Huh , password number ah ... I donno lei , You give me 6 numbers lah !
Counter : Nono , Passwords are only for you to know only , other ppl cannot give you one .
Auntie : Can lah , You say lah .. *whispers , I won't tell anybody .. you write for me ? *
Counter : No auntie , no , You have to think of your own password .
Auntie : give lei . give lei ..
Counter : ignores her .
Auntie : - then start inserting her own numbers -
Counter : okay , You press enter again then you insert the passwords again then press enter .
Auntie : Huh ! I forget liao leh !!! aiyah , see lah .. told you to give me 6 numbers you don want .
Auntie : -start blaming her ..- then continues to type in the passwords .
Auntie : okay okay , Give me 4 numbers to buy 4D can ? 4 only lahhh ,
Counter : Smiles at her , no , I'm not giving you any numbers . I have to serve other costormers .
Auntie : Aiyer , you so niao ..( stingy ) not friendly one .. * walks off *



*LAUGHS*




#2 The Camera man .

Was in a train on the way home with constance after choir practice .
And there was this man that was holding on to his camara taking pictures with flash to out directions .
Constance and I felt super weird and offended . Because he was giving this ticko smile .
So I at stared him back with my arms crossed .
He was still taking pictures , and he carry on with video-ing .
I was freaking mad , And constance gave me a sweet to cool me down .
Then I said . " if it's me in the past , i would show him my middle finger . " (:
Constance then laugh ,
because his left hand's middle finger is injured !
We'all laugh like ~~
After awhile , Constance alight .
I went over sit at another sit , where i will not face him one .
Then , He came over to stand over to my side !
Damn it .
Was so disgussted .
Because , he start digging his nose .
And his nose dirt actually fell onto his injured middle finger .
It's stucked there !
Super gross .
I then closed my eyes to sleep and ignored him .

and you know what ,
He start taking videos !
He even play the video ! Right infront of me !
I cannot stand it already , Because he start taking pictures of me with flash again .
( he haven't met before his great grand mother ! )
I then raised my voice at him speaking in mandarine . because he look like he's from china .

" 请你停止你刚刚的行为, 把刚刚你所拍或录下的短篇删掉。 不然我就会报警。"
Then he replied .
" 我又没有拍你，我拍的是别人。。"
I stared back and said .
" 别人就可以拍吗? 你知不知道在新加坡这样是犯法的!"
People around me actually witnessed everything and start helping me .
Start adding on like ..
好啊,那我就帮她把你的死衰样拍下来给警察看!
* start taking pictures of him *
Then my neighbours start scolding , condemning him etc ..
He then gave his phone to one of them to let them delete all the photos and videos !
Phew .
And he felt guilty and alighted at kranji .

HAHAHAHAHAHA !
you idiotic smelly starfuit with durian sugarcane !
ORBEEQUACK ! QUACK QUACK QUACK LAH !
You better jolly well bear that in mind that .
女人不好欺负okay !



Tsk , what a disgrace of man .
SHOO !


must share this with constance again when i see her .
She'll surely be happy .




nyahahahas ,


xoxo ,
cherlyn♥♥♥